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PostSubject: Blonde Jokes   Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:19 am

Well, post your Blonde jokes here!

Okay, I'll go first..

Why is a Blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?

Because every time you lay her on her back, her legs open
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:21 am

Haha, nice one ^

How are a blonde and a turtle similar?

They're both screwed if they end up on their back.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:33 am

lmfao. I got another joke besides the muffin one, really though.

3 peoples were up on a cliff. Alright, well we'll use the blonde, brunette and redhead. Anyway, a gene popped out of one of them bottles and said they had to say a sentence. If they lied, the would disappear.
So the brunette goes "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth." POOF! she was gone.
The Redhead goes "I think i'm the smartest person on Earth" POOF! she was gone.
The Blonde goes "I think.." POOF! she was gone.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:43 am

I knew you was gonna post that Scott! that is another joke he always says! Tounge
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:11 pm

lol, Its hard for me to remember any jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:29 pm

Lol, well, 2 jokes are better than one i guess Tounge
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:59 pm

ScottJ wrote:
lmfao. I got another joke besides the muffin one, really though.

3 peoples were up on a cliff. Alright, well we'll use the blonde, brunette and redhead. Anyway, a gene popped out of one of them bottles and said they had to say a sentence. If they lied, the would disappear.
So the brunette goes "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth." POOF! she was gone.
The Redhead goes "I think i'm the smartest person on Earth" POOF! she was gone.
The Blonde goes "I think.." POOF! she was gone.


lmao! haha, ok thats funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:01 pm

lol....dta one is pretty funny...but i got one...y did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

it got cold so she turned off the fan!
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed May 02, 2007 12:26 pm

lol that is funny
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed May 02, 2007 12:32 pm

Q: how do you make a blond laugh on sunday
A: Tell her a joke on saturday...:lol!:


Q: why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory
A: She threw away all the W's
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed May 02, 2007 12:36 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed May 02, 2007 12:42 pm

ScottJ wrote:
lmfao. I got another joke besides the muffin one, really though.

3 peoples were up on a cliff. Alright, well we'll use the blonde, brunette and redhead. Anyway, a gene popped out of one of them bottles and said they had to say a sentence. If they lied, the would disappear.
So the brunette goes "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth." POOF! she was gone.
The Redhead goes "I think i'm the smartest person on Earth" POOF! she was gone.
The Blonde goes "I think.." POOF! she was gone.



I dont get it :S
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed May 02, 2007 1:00 pm

CHELSEA. wrote:
ScottJ wrote:
lmfao. I got another joke besides the muffin one, really though.

3 peoples were up on a cliff. Alright, well we'll use the blonde, brunette and redhead. Anyway, a gene popped out of one of them bottles and said they had to say a sentence. If they lied, the would disappear.
So the brunette goes "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth." POOF! she was gone.
The Redhead goes "I think i'm the smartest person on Earth" POOF! she was gone.
The Blonde goes "I think.." POOF! she was gone.


I dont get it :S
alpp, chelsea..you should of been blonde. They had to say a sentence without lieing. The brunette said "I think I am beautiful" since she wasn't beautiful, she disappeared. The Redhead said "I think I am smart" since she wasn't smart she disappeard.

The blonde was getting ready to say her sentence so she said "I think.." and before she could finish she disappeared.

When you gotta explain jokes, it takes the funnyness out of it. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed May 02, 2007 1:12 pm

ohh, I never read the part where they had to say a sentence without lying, haha, I feels stupid now.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed May 02, 2007 1:42 pm

lol i dont no any jokees really Sad lol
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Thu May 03, 2007 10:28 am

Haha, yeah, really sucks when you gotta explain the jokes >.>

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Thu May 03, 2007 11:20 am

yea it does...it makes it unfunny
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