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PostSubject: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:03 pm

Yo mama's breath so nasty that people look forward to her farts Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:07 pm

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYONE
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:08 pm

Yo mama is like a hockey player, don't change her pad until 3 periods
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:10 pm

Haha, nice one.


Yo momma is so fat, It takes 2 planes, 3 trains and a bus to get on her good side!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:13 pm

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked out the window, the police charged her for mooning
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:19 pm

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of carpet burn at birth!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:31 pm

yo mama is so stupid she locked her self in a grocery store and starved
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:31 pm

yo mama's lips are so big she puts her lip stick on with a paint roller
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:54 pm

Yo Mama is so ugly that she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:59 pm

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:05 pm

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell in the ocean, all the whales sang "WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOUR BIGGER THAN ME"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:41 am

Yo momma is so fat she got baptized (Spelling???) At sea world!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 3:10 pm

yo momma so ugly ppl laugh at her face


aha
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 4:10 pm

^^^I thought Matt Harvey posted that first...wonder why? lol
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 4:33 pm

ulp...dats just pointless
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 4:36 pm

Yo mama is so fat that she's fatter than Terri-Lynn

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 4:48 pm

You're mom is so ugly, she looks like jake!

Whoooo That was pro.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 4:48 pm

lol....omg!...dats pretty fat
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 4:49 pm

:O..now dat wa uncalled fer neil!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 4:49 pm

if she looked like me she would be tappable Tounge
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 5:01 pm

Haha, I'm just playin around man... we all know you're really sexy jake xD

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Tue May 01, 2007 5:09 pm

lol...i no eh?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Wed May 02, 2007 11:27 am

-Jakes a sexy beast
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Wed May 02, 2007 12:18 pm


Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama   Wed May 02, 2007 12:18 pm


Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.
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